Demi Moore. Skinny Bitch.
Share Article | Monday, September 6, 2010 at 6:25PM 
OMGosh. Like, seriously?!?!?!
I really want to stand in front of the mirror. And take a picture of myself in a BATHING SUIT.
I mean... I KNOW it won't be a supermodel in the pic. I mean. I could really pass for the Ms. Fast Food Pageant Queen.
But REALLY?!?!?! Does Demi REALLY need to look like that??? Seriously.
As I mentioned this to my husband. He decides to tell me... Demi Moore is the most beautiful woman he's ever seen.
Yeah. Ok. Glad I'm your BABY'S MAMA.
WTHeck??!?!?!?!?!?
Very disappointing. But I'm in a different life today....than when I started dating him 7 years ago.
First off. I was one HOT PIECE of ADD. (Well...a** is more like it.)
Secondly. I was in my 20s. Who wasn't HOTT then?!?!?!
Thirdly.
I was an immature bimbo.
So now what?
Yeah. We'll see what life brings...
((((PS-I can't believe I put my swim suit on and took this. And I REALLY can't believe that even though I gained a SHIT TON of weight while pregnant and afterwards..by uh... 3 years... I am proud of who I am...and TOOK THIS PIC?!?!?!? Yeah. You caught me. I'm on crack.)))
I know. I look like a hott piece of a** with my swimskirt tankini.
Don't mess with me. I'll steal your husband bitches.
Reader Comments (5)
Demi is gross. And she's still a bimbo. You're in better shape every time I see you, so way to inspire those mom's to have kids and get back into shape.
I'm pretty sure she's pretty outspoken about all the "work" she's had done.
I'm too short to pose in front of any of our mirrors lol oh, and too pale. my automatic flash wouldn't even turn on! She doesn't really seem to have hips though. Point that out! hips are important lol Also, she knows how to pose for a camera.
I wasn't even going to mention "sunglasses...in the bathroom?" what is she hiding behind them?
You're look awesome, btw. I haven't really seen pictures from the past.
And I wasn't hott in my early 20's :P I was awkward and geeky. Actually, I'm still suffering from that! hahahaha
God love u Tony!! I promise 2 bring your glasses back next time I come to the station!!! Hahahaha.
She has had a lot of work done! You look better than her!!! love you sweetie and I loved this!!!
(how did I miss this post) It makes me so angry when celebrities don't admit that they've had work done. Some women actually believe these people are just lucky, have better genes or live healthier - not. Anyway GREAT post and you look ten fold better! And thanks for making me laugh. I needed a laugh today and had a feeling I could find it here - again ;-)